Santa: Hey G! What's wrong? You don't look so good.
Ganpati: I've been binge drinking milk in India. If I have to drink one more glass of milk...
Santa: Ah!Been there done that every friggin year. 3 more months and I will not see the end of milk and cookies. I go on a 'milk and milk related products' free diet for the rest of the year man.
Both check out their tummies in the mirror.
Ganpati: Those bastards! Sometimes I wish I was lactose intolerant.
Santa: This time the joke is on them. I got everybody "Fuck milk got beer?" t-shirts.
ROTFL
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Wonderful so nice to see ur back and that too in top form!
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Cheti,
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ashu,
You are becoming quite the PUNdit. Always fun to hear from you.
sid,
Thanks. I am just hoping that my humor does not get nerdier by the day as I write my thesis :)
Hey Hey, how about the one on a water fountain tree?
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