(Here is a consolidated version of the Twitter episode. It reads like a Twitter feed, so start reading from the bottom.)
gbappa
@vyasagrad Alright jeez. So you don't have a good ending to the story. C u @D'rakshas.
vyasagrad
@gbappa What is with endings? Is it a happy ending? Is it a sad ending? Who cares? Yayati dies of old age and Puru dies of STD. Everybody dies G. That's how all stories end. There are no happy endings. No rainbows and butterflies. Alright?
gbappa
@vyasagrad wait what happens to Yayati and Puru?
vyasagrad
@gbappa The end of chapter 11, meet you @D'rakshas
purutheguru
@yayatithehotty God u r boring. I have some awesome ruling to do so if we can cut through the monologuing and get my youth back it would be great. Kthxbye.
yayatithehotty
@purutheguru Son, you gave me the greatest gift there was. Last year has been amazing. But I have learned there is more to life than sex, alcohol and rock and roll...
(1 year later)
purutheguru
@yayatithehotty, @son1, @son2, @son3 See you at my crowning ceremony suckers.
devyaniscool
@yayatithehotty You disgust me.
yayatithehotty
@purutheguru Alright, since I seem to be running out of options I will take it if you throw in the phone# of the hotty wearing yellow flowers from last nights party.
purutheguru
@yayatithehotty The right to the throne you say? You are on like Hanuman. However, you can has my youth for 1 y only.
yayatithehotty
@purutheguru (aka son4) You are my last hope. Son please, be a man!
son3 has blocked yayatithehotty
son2
@yayatithehotty fwd re:tweet from @son1 :p Also u need a new handle...hotty?!
yayatithehotty
@son2 fwd tweet for @son1
son1
@yayatithehotty No dad, your kingdom is not worth the saggy balls.
yayatithehotty
@son1 Son, I once more have the urge to taste the nectar of youth.Would you be willing to trade your youth for the right the rule the kingdom.
(15 years later.Yayati's 4 sons have grown into horny young teens and Yayati is a horny young teen at heart).
yayatithehotty
@sukracharya OK fine pwn3d my ass. I'm begging you...gimme my mojo back. #cbmb
yayatithehotty
@sukracharya I LOL @ ur curse. If anything the gray hair makes me look dignified. Wait what's happening with my balls? #cbmb
Sexy Sarmishta
@yayatithehotty Great! I'm preggers too...there goes my figure #cbmb
sukracharya
@yayatithehotty Curse u Yayati, I missed the grant deadline thnx 2 all this family drama. Prepare 2 be old and mojoless #cbmb
yayatithehotty
@devyaniscool Ur pregnant! But more importantly, u told on me? Not cool!
Devyani Iscool
@sukracharya I HATE YOU!!! All u care about is ur stoopid grants & research. FYI, I’m preggo and Yayati cheated on me with Sarmishta #CBMB
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta Who sleeps with my bff and cheats on devyani? PINK FLOWERED YELLOW PANTS! #cbmb
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta Oh no U didn't! Deets pls
yayatithehotty
@devyaniscool Looks like the dhobi mixed up the laundry again...nothing to be suspicious about...he he...I looooove you...<3 <3 :* #cbmb
yayatithehotty
@sexysarmishta Crap! 2 words for you...direct messages #cbmb
devyaniscool
@sexysarmishta And how would you know? #cbmb
sexysarmishta
@yayatithehotty Were they yellow with pink flowers? #cbmb
yayatithehotty
Is mourning the loss of his favorite underpants. @devyaniscool Get off twitter and look for them already. #cbmb
sukracharya
Hi. This is the Sukracharya. I just joined.
devyaniscool
@sukracharya Daaadd! Sarmishta is flirting with Yayati. Make it stop. #cbmb
sexysarmishta
@yayatithehotty You were looking sexy at the river bank yesterday, have you been working out? #cbmb
sexysarmishta
@devyanisposse Hi Devyani, what's up with the new ID? #cbmb
devyanisposse
@sexysarmishta @sarmishtasposse @devyaniscool Devyani so doesn't have a mustache. Devyani, as her ID states, is cool. #cbmb
crystalblur
I have 1 from the internet. Q: Why do most gay men have mustaches? A: To hide their stretch marks.
vyasagrad
@gbappa Groan!!
gbappa
@vyasagrad E-nuff with the stache jokes already :p
vyasagrad
@gbappa Eeeeeeeeee who?
gbappa
@vyasagrad Eeeeeeeeee
vyasagrad
@gbappa ooh I luv knock knock jokes...who's there?
gbappa
@vyasagrad Knock knock
vyasagrad
@gbappa Do U know any mustache jokes?
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta Wait I got another 1...what is she (@devyaniscool) auditioning for? a porn movie...u know bcoz of the stache...haha LOLZ
sexysarmishta
@sarmishtasposse Haha G1 You'd think she would at least bleach the stache for the wedding day
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta @devyaniscool LOLZ her dhoti will go well with her stache
sexysarmishta
@devyaniscool Heard you proposed to @yayatithehotty? Will you be wearing dhotis next?
vyasagrad
@gbappa Or so she thinks...muahahahaha
gbappa
@devyaniscool hooks up with @yayatithehotty ? Good for Devyani
yayatithehotty
so this is what it feels like to be married...
devyaniscool
Wedding day was almost perfect except for Dad’s goof up of getting @sexysarmishta to become my maid of honor. Maid dad, not maid of honor.
gbappa
@vyasagrad Stop padding up these stories like ur resume
vyasagrad
@gbappa R u crazy? 140 tweets or less…maybe
gbappa
@vyasagrad episode 11 in 140 characters or less?
crystalblur
Chapter 11: How Yayati got his mojo back
gbappa
@vyasagrad Alright jeez. So you don't have a good ending to the story. C u @D'rakshas.
vyasagrad
@gbappa What is with endings? Is it a happy ending? Is it a sad ending? Who cares? Yayati dies of old age and Puru dies of STD. Everybody dies G. That's how all stories end. There are no happy endings. No rainbows and butterflies. Alright?
gbappa
@vyasagrad wait what happens to Yayati and Puru?
vyasagrad
@gbappa The end of chapter 11, meet you @D'rakshas
purutheguru
@yayatithehotty God u r boring. I have some awesome ruling to do so if we can cut through the monologuing and get my youth back it would be great. Kthxbye.
yayatithehotty
@purutheguru Son, you gave me the greatest gift there was. Last year has been amazing. But I have learned there is more to life than sex, alcohol and rock and roll...
(1 year later)
purutheguru
@yayatithehotty, @son1, @son2, @son3 See you at my crowning ceremony suckers.
devyaniscool
@yayatithehotty You disgust me.
yayatithehotty
@purutheguru Alright, since I seem to be running out of options I will take it if you throw in the phone# of the hotty wearing yellow flowers from last nights party.
purutheguru
@yayatithehotty The right to the throne you say? You are on like Hanuman. However, you can has my youth for 1 y only.
yayatithehotty
@purutheguru (aka son4) You are my last hope. Son please, be a man!
son3 has blocked yayatithehotty
son2
@yayatithehotty fwd re:tweet from @son1 :p Also u need a new handle...hotty?!
yayatithehotty
@son2 fwd tweet for @son1
son1
@yayatithehotty No dad, your kingdom is not worth the saggy balls.
yayatithehotty
@son1 Son, I once more have the urge to taste the nectar of youth.Would you be willing to trade your youth for the right the rule the kingdom.
(15 years later.Yayati's 4 sons have grown into horny young teens and Yayati is a horny young teen at heart).
yayatithehotty
@sukracharya OK fine pwn3d my ass. I'm begging you...gimme my mojo back. #cbmb
yayatithehotty
@sukracharya I LOL @ ur curse. If anything the gray hair makes me look dignified. Wait what's happening with my balls? #cbmb
Sexy Sarmishta
@yayatithehotty Great! I'm preggers too...there goes my figure #cbmb
sukracharya
@yayatithehotty Curse u Yayati, I missed the grant deadline thnx 2 all this family drama. Prepare 2 be old and mojoless #cbmb
yayatithehotty
@devyaniscool Ur pregnant! But more importantly, u told on me? Not cool!
Devyani Iscool
@sukracharya I HATE YOU!!! All u care about is ur stoopid grants & research. FYI, I’m preggo and Yayati cheated on me with Sarmishta #CBMB
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta Who sleeps with my bff and cheats on devyani? PINK FLOWERED YELLOW PANTS! #cbmb
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta Oh no U didn't! Deets pls
yayatithehotty
@devyaniscool Looks like the dhobi mixed up the laundry again...nothing to be suspicious about...he he...I looooove you...<3 <3 :* #cbmb
yayatithehotty
@sexysarmishta Crap! 2 words for you...direct messages #cbmb
devyaniscool
@sexysarmishta And how would you know? #cbmb
sexysarmishta
@yayatithehotty Were they yellow with pink flowers? #cbmb
yayatithehotty
Is mourning the loss of his favorite underpants. @devyaniscool Get off twitter and look for them already. #cbmb
sukracharya
Hi. This is the Sukracharya. I just joined.
devyaniscool
@sukracharya Daaadd! Sarmishta is flirting with Yayati. Make it stop. #cbmb
sexysarmishta
@yayatithehotty You were looking sexy at the river bank yesterday, have you been working out? #cbmb
sexysarmishta
@devyanisposse Hi Devyani, what's up with the new ID? #cbmb
devyanisposse
@sexysarmishta @sarmishtasposse @devyaniscool Devyani so doesn't have a mustache. Devyani, as her ID states, is cool. #cbmb
crystalblur
I have 1 from the internet. Q: Why do most gay men have mustaches? A: To hide their stretch marks.
vyasagrad
@gbappa Groan!!
gbappa
@vyasagrad E-nuff with the stache jokes already :p
vyasagrad
@gbappa Eeeeeeeeee who?
gbappa
@vyasagrad Eeeeeeeeee
vyasagrad
@gbappa ooh I luv knock knock jokes...who's there?
gbappa
@vyasagrad Knock knock
vyasagrad
@gbappa Do U know any mustache jokes?
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta Wait I got another 1...what is she (@devyaniscool) auditioning for? a porn movie...u know bcoz of the stache...haha LOLZ
sexysarmishta
@sarmishtasposse Haha G1 You'd think she would at least bleach the stache for the wedding day
sarmishtasposse
@sexysarmishta @devyaniscool LOLZ her dhoti will go well with her stache
sexysarmishta
@devyaniscool Heard you proposed to @yayatithehotty? Will you be wearing dhotis next?
vyasagrad
@gbappa Or so she thinks...muahahahaha
gbappa
@devyaniscool hooks up with @yayatithehotty ? Good for Devyani
yayatithehotty
so this is what it feels like to be married...
devyaniscool
Wedding day was almost perfect except for Dad’s goof up of getting @sexysarmishta to become my maid of honor. Maid dad, not maid of honor.
gbappa
@vyasagrad Stop padding up these stories like ur resume
vyasagrad
@gbappa R u crazy? 140 tweets or less…maybe
gbappa
@vyasagrad episode 11 in 140 characters or less?
crystalblur
Chapter 11: How Yayati got his mojo back
6 comments:
Welocome back! :)
You're back! About time, too!
Wow ! this is too detailed and referenced ! i can laugh it off ! but i am not able really appreciate it ! :(
I'm a back people! There will be another MB post from me for sure, but the rest...bhagwan ke haath mein hain.
@Prabho Great to be back!
@Shek!! ZOMG! :)
@Rajavel Read it again :p :)
In other news, I was sad to see:
1) Federer lose to Nadal (again!)
2) desipundit go offline
3) 'twisted DNA' and 'walk in the clouds' blogs have been inactive (absences rivaling mine...hmph!)
4) Kungu Panda 2. Okay well I wasn't sad but I was disappointed (AV club reviews it best)
Hey Abhishek,
I had you confused with another Abhishek Mukherjee I know...my earlier comment must've been confusing :)
It wasn't, Crystal, but where are you? Why aren't they pouring in?
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