Thursday, September 01, 2005

Rishyasringa (Part five)

Rishyasringa is sitting in the cottage trying to concentrate but inevitably ends up day dreaming about Booty Fool. Not knowing if he would see Booty Fool again, he decides to sketch her from memory. Booty Fool walks upto the cottage and finds Rishyasringa deep in thought.
Booty Fool:"HI!!"
Rishyasringa:"Shriek!! Don't ever do that again."
Booty Fool:"Aw I am sorry. I didn't mean to scare you."
Rishyasringa:"I thought I will never see you again."
Booty Fool hugs Rishyasringa and Rishyasringa feels the tingling sensation in his happy place again.
Booty Fool: "You need to get out more often. I know! Lets go on a date, by the riverside."
Rishyasringa:"I don't know about that. Dad wants me to review chapter 20.8 today."
Booty Fool:"Oh come on! Pleeeease". Bats eyelashes.
Rishyasringa:"Yeah you right. Fuck it. Lets go."
Booty Fool:"Did you just say fuck?"
Rishyasringa:"Yeah, what does it mean?"
Booty Fool:"Oh I'll tell you what it means. In fact if it is your lucky day, I might just show you what it means."
Booty Fool and Rishyasringa walk to the riverside hand in hand.

Booty squad swiftly moves towards the cottage after Booty Fool and Rishyasringa leave.
Booty Queen:"Alright bitches. So like this is the plan. Sleeping booty, Black booty and I go inside the cottage and y'all keep an eye. If there is a threat, give the Booty Call."
Booty squad quickly gets in position.
Booty Queen, Sleeping Booty and Black Booty start rummaging through the cottage.
Sleeping Booty:"I found it! Look y'all, this trunk is labeled Vibhandaka's secret stash."
Booty Queen:"Like did you even read the orders? It specifically said to look for 'incriminating evidence'. Now look more carefully."
Black Booty:"I wonder whats in the secret stash though."
Booty Queen:"Oh probably subscription to Apsaras gone wild."
Black Booty:"OMG! Look! Trunk labeled incriminating evidence. This is it."
Sleeping Booty:"Shoot! It says password protected."
Booty Queen:"So like whats the problem?"
Sleeping Booty:"Er...we don't know the password?"
Booty Queen:"Like don't be absurd. It says right there, password protected."
Black Booty:"Oh you are so smart Q!"
Black Booty writes "protected" on the trunk and click, the trunk opens.
Booty Queen:"Look what we have here...Vibhandaka's personal diary! Take the diary and lets head back before somebody finds us."

Booty Squad heads back to the Booty camp.
Meanwhile by the riverside.
Booty Fool:"You mean you have NEVER seen a woman? Never ever??"
Rishyasringa:"Hey I already feel bad enough. You don't have to rub it in."
Booty Fool:"Alright I am sorry. I could show you what a woman looks like."
Booty Fool starts peeling off her clothes.
Booty Fool now clad only in red thongs:"So what do you think?"
Rishyasringa stunned and pink:"I think I need new underwear."

At the Booty Camp, the Booty squad is horrified after reading the diary.
Sleeping Booty:"Like I have no words."
Black Booty:"I thought I had seen it all."
Booty Queen:"Who would've thought Vibhandaka and animal sex."
Sleeping Booty:"Those drawings and descriptions...that poor deer must've died of exhaustion."
Booty Queen:"OMG, it gets worse you guys. Like Beauty Fool didn't see it at first b'coz of his long hair but then she noticed that Rishya had something that looked like deer horns coming out of his head."
Black Booty:"Does that mean....?"
Booty Queen:"Like Duh!"
Beauty Squad:"EEEWWWWW!"
Sleeping Booty:"I think I am going to throw up."

Rishyasringa and Booty Fool return singing "Its a bootiful world."
Rishyasringa:"I think I want to be with you for the rest of my life. I can't live without you Booty Fool."
Booty Fool giggles:"Don't be silly!"
Rishyasringa:"I want to make you happy. Is there anything I can do?"
Booty Fool: "Actually there is..."
Rishyasringa listens to Booty Fool as she talks for an hour.
Booty Fool:"In summary, I want you to come to Anga and bring rain, give me a break in Angallywood and make Booty Squad rich."
Rishyasringa:"Wow!" Thinks for a bit. "And you said there are lots of women in Anga?"
Booty Fool:"Lots!"
Rishyasringa:"Let me grab a few things and I will meet you in 5."
Booty Fool:"Awesome."
Booty squad along with Rishyasringa begin their journey to Anga.

End of Part five.

(To be continued...)


bilbo said...

this is getting err wilder ;). more more more

Crystal blur said...

Believe it or not Bilbs, the non-spoofed version is equally wild.
-Obfusscator (for once not obfuscating the truth too much ;)

Nithya Swaminathan said...

read all the 5 parts in one go, and this series truly rocks! Kick ass stuff!

I dont know the original version at all, so not able to relate it actually..:( The name Rishyasringa rings a bell, but have no clue who or what it is..:D

Keep them coming... you rock!:)

De-Silva said...

Hiya there Crissy sahiba!

The fifth one was da bomb!!

ROTFLMAO @ happy place, password, apsaras gone wild and deer dying of exhaustion!!

This is sublimely brilliant Crissy!

Keep it simbly rock!!


Peppy said...

ROTFL@password protected..rock on..its keeping me in splits!

buckwaasur said...

lol @ password protected :-))

nice going maintaining the humor over several episodes...kick ass stuff...

looking forward to the remaining parts... :-)

Crystal blur said...

Hey Nithya,
I will give a link to the original story in the next (final) part of the series. I am relieved to know that you liked it even though you hadn't read the original story. I was thinking for the readers who aren't familiar with the original story, it would be like seeing a comic make someone's impression and ya have know clue who it is that s/he is imitating.

De,Peppy,Buck... I am glad ya had as much fun reading as I had writing. :)

Thanks guys!!!

bottled-imp said...

nice going crys. what? the end is around the corner? too bad.

i dont remember much of the original, which we had a part of our Telugu long time ago but then i am sure this chapter played an important role in me putting some extra hours into this subject and eventually clearing the exam.

Anonymous said...

"Booty Queen:"Who would've thought Vibhandaka and animal sex."

still cant stop laffing.. good that I am not in office today when I read this ..


MotoRama said...

Well..rushing for the conclusion now..almost makes me wanna who
write my own version of How Krishna got so high before delivering Bhagavat Gita!(Arjuna was kneeling too close ofcourse ;) )..Rocking Series!

Anonymous said...

Crys, u rock !!! Read both the series..they're just awesome!!!!!
Plz plz come up wid more spoofs...probably on Ramayana or Bhagvad gita !!! :p

Keep going...All the best !!